The first thing I do when I arrive at work today is open the fridge, with the intention of putting my lunch in it. Unbeknownst to me, the fridge is a ticking dairybomb, just waiting to be detonated. On the inside, a glass bottle of milk (full, but not sealed) teeters on the bottom ledge, waiting for a bleary-eyed Monday-morning sub to set it free. And I do, wreaking milky mayhem upon the world.
Good morning everyone, it's Monday - hurrah!
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- Why did I turn out such a pedant? Well you'd have to ask my TV-banning, lentil-baking, library-enforcing, doctor-eschewing, beanbag-sitting, grammar-correcting, homeopathic, 2nd dan black belt, all-round no-nonsense mother. 'Cos me, I got no idea.
You still have glass bottles?? Well, obviously not that particular one as it appears to now be on the loose.
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